Quote of the Day

The office of drama is to exercise, possibly to exhaust, human emotions. The purpose of comedy is to tickle those emotions into an expression of light relief; of tragedy, to wound them and bring the relief of tears. Disgust and terror are the other points of the compass.
 
Laurence Olivier

Quote of the Day

Before you get all butthurt on a quote that you don’t agree with, answer these questions first.
 
Were there tears?
Was there permanent mental scarring form the butthurt?
Did you miss work or arrive late because of the butthurt?
Were you forced to employ a coping mechanism, such as switching off your computer and going outside for a while?
Were there emergency phone calls and text messages that cost you minutes?
Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long ass butthurt rebuttals?
 
Also, please evaluate how you feel about the person who posted the quote?
 
Are they a big, mean, poopy pants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that you are right and superior and they should bow down and worship you now?
Do they deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch?
Do they and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps?
Should there be laws to punish a person like that?
 
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